Dan and Kermit Talk

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Political Reboot

Kermit

We need mouseover text. Maybe you should make post notes visible on mouseover.

Dan quietly leaves.

Dan

Okay, Mr. Editor. Notes are in mouseovers. Now you can do damage control.

Kermit

Dear Jove, I’m glad we’re not engineers at a weapons testing facility!

Kermit, engineer at weapon testing facility, brainstorming: “You know what would be great? The ability to autofire missiles in the event an area has exceeded a ‘stupidity concentration threshold.’ Haha! I’m so full of obviously tongue-in-cheek ideas!”

Dan quietly leaves.

Kermit, panicked: “Dan, why did our silos just launch four 20-megaton warheads at Capitol Hill?”