Dan and Kermit Talk

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If It Weren't for Kermit Borrowing Stuff, No One Would Call Him

Dan

I want the opportunity to use this line: “Green Acres called. They want their funny back.”

Kermit

Doesn’t the style of humor reacted to have to match the specific sitcom cited in the reaction?

Dan

That would make it much funnier, yes.

Dan

The ’90s called. They want their cliché back.

Kermit

I’m not sure if you struggling to find the correct application of the “x called and wants x’s y back” form is humorous, but ok.

Dan

Patrick Stewart called. He wants his hair back.

Haha, this doesn’t even make any sense!

Kermit

+5 non sequitur

Dan

Your face called. It wants a back hand.

Dan

Elvis called. He likes your sideburns.

Dan

Stupidity called. It wants its personification back.

Kermit

Are you done?

Dan

Your mom called. She says, “Hi.”