Taco Bell
Dan
I’m mad at Taco Bell for leaving now-dishonest banners up. So, I’m boycotting. Not that it will have an effect.
Kermit
I say, continue the crusade.
Dan
My complaints have only resulted in slower orders.
Kermit
There is nothing more you can do, young idealist.
Dan
How ‘bout I tape a walkie-talkie next to the drive-through speakerphone and order Big Macs from my house all day?
Kermit
Sounds good to me.
Kermit
Hey, if they’re too lazy to take down the banners, they’ll be too lazy to take down the walkie-talkie.
Dan
If I’m lucky, maybe they’ll keep the batteries fresh.