Dan and Kermit Talk

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Taco Bell

Dan

I’m mad at Taco Bell for leaving now-dishonest banners up. So, I’m boycotting. Not that it will have an effect.

Kermit

I say, continue the crusade.

Dan

My complaints have only resulted in slower orders.

Kermit

There is nothing more you can do, young idealist.

Dan

How ‘bout I tape a walkie-talkie next to the drive-through speakerphone and order Big Macs from my house all day?

Kermit

Sounds good to me.

Kermit

Hey, if they’re too lazy to take down the banners, they’ll be too lazy to take down the walkie-talkie.

Dan

If I’m lucky, maybe they’ll keep the batteries fresh.