Dan and Kermit Talk

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A Brief History of the Cosmos

Dan

I split my infinitive.

Kermit

Eh. The sentences were more harmoniously symmetrical that way.

Dan

Yes. It was for symmetry and emphasis!

(Which is exactly what I said when I wrecked my Diamante shortly after my sister wrecked hers.)

Kermit

Your sister wrecked her Diamante?

Whoa, whoa, back up. Your sister has a Diamante?

Whoa, whoa, back up. You have a sister?

Kermit

Wait, back up some more. From the very beginning.

Dan

There was this rib, see. It made for bad drivers everywhere.