Dan and Kermit Talk

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Some Arguments...

Dan and Kermit when it’s late.

Kermit

I’ll probably drop “Shaun” pretty regularly from now on, though not with unquoted familiarity.

Dan

Well, I’ve followed Shaun for some time now.

Kermit

So, what, are you saying you’re a bigger “Shaun” fan than I am?!

Y’know, you may have known of him longer but I talk about him way more.

Dan

I HAVE SIGNED SHAUN POSTERS ON MY BATHROOM DOOR!

Kermit

I KEEPSHAUNLOCKED IN A TOOL SHED IN MY BACKYARD!

Dan

MY BATHROOM IS IN YOUR TOOL SHED!!!

Kermit

You…“win.”

Dan

Who’s Shaun, again?