Who Ate The Parsnips?!
Kermit
You come to a clearing. In the middle lies a tree stump, with three objects on top of it. To the north the path is blocked by an asp. The west is lined with an impassable row of conifers, and to the south is a rocky trail. You are facing east.
What do you do?
Dan
Eat a muffin.
Kermit
The spork jabs you.