Dan and Kermit Talk

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A Green that Tastes Like the Sunset

Kermit

Man…I feel hilarious...

Dan

I haven’t noticed.

Kermit

Maybe I’m using all my funny up at work. Made TJ laugh no fewer than three times already.

Dan

I think TJ’s doing it on purpose! Bad TJ!

Kermit

It’s not just TJ. I’ve been funny with Vogel, with Mancuso, with Gawel, with Jared, with my shoe, with the woman on the elevator, with the operator at poison control, with Sen. Tom Coburn [R – OK], with that strange talking rat…