Dan and Kermit Talk

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The Previously Unwritten First Rule of Everything

Kermit and the great Interstate 24 traffic fiasco of 2009.

Kermit

This is horrible!

Kermit

Don’t throw large rocks on the freeway! It’s, like, the first rule of everything!

Kermit

There is traffic such as I have never seen before! Yes, run the red light. That will make the situation better.

Kermit

Thank you, tiny Neon. You may leak on me, but you are small. (Another good rule: design watertight cars.)