I feel like I’ve been a bad friend lately.
I’ve just been so stressed.
How can you have been a better friend lately?
I don’t know. Talking to you. Not being so distracted.
You’re a good friend. Ignoring me to make me feel less guilty.
That was the plan…all along…
And it just makes me feel all the more guilty.
Ok. FINE. I was GENUINELY ignoring you. Feel better?