Dan and Kermit Talk

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The Bassetduck Haiku

Dan

I’m lazy tonight.

Kermit

Give yourself a break.

I, too, am lazy. Like the lazy bassetduck.

Dan

Sagging, droopy beak
Sleeping, floating, wagging, oh
Little bassetduck

Kermit

Congratulations, Dan. You outstranged me.