A Righteous Cause
Dan
Commercial fail: “We have locations near you across the country.”
Kermit
Do they…not have locations near you?
Dan
By definition, they can’t have locations near me that are also “across the country.” Some of them must be across the country from me.
Kermit
You should write them a sternly-worded letter that will make them cry and then kill themselves.
Dan
My wife made me stop doing that.