Dan and Kermit Talk

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Grizzlyz in the Hood

Dan

I’m annoyed with how commonplace it is to have a no understanding of the word “censorship.” Putting R-rated movies out of the reach of children in a video store is not “censorship.”

Kermit

The video-store is trampling on fifth-amendment rights!

(The video-store is owned by the government.)

Dan

There’s the problem! The government think it’s appropriate for them to run a video store! What’s next? Schools?!

Kermit

Parks.

Your “school” hypothesis is a fantasy.

Dan

Oh no! The government is censoring the grizzly bears!

Dan

Fo’ shizzle, po’ grizzles!