Dan and Kermit Talk

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Dan Comes Around

Kermit requests assistance.

Dan

Without knowing the context, I can’t help you.

Kermit

I’m ok with being on my own.

Dan

Okay, but if you kill yourself, don’t come running to me.

Kermit

If I offered context, then killed myself, would you then permit me to come running to you?

If not, I don’t see how your conditions are meaningful.

Dan

As long as you didn’t wish to eat me in your undead state.

Kermit

Conditions piled upon conditions!

You’ll fineprint me to death and then not allow me to feed on you when I’m there!

Dan

When you put it that way, I can see how unreasonable it is.