Kermit requests assistance.
Without knowing the context, I can’t help you.
I’m ok with being on my own.
Okay, but if you kill yourself, don’t come running to me.
If I offered context, then killed myself, would you then permit me to come running to you?
If not, I don’t see how your conditions are meaningful.
As long as you didn’t wish to eat me in your undead state.
Conditions piled upon conditions!
You’ll fineprint me to death and then not allow me to feed on you when I’m there!
When you put it that way, I can see how unreasonable it is.