Dan and Kermit Talk

70

Half Humor

Dan

So, I don’t think I’ll start the Halo Reach campaign until I’m done with Half-Life 2.

Kermit

Good. The Reach campaign isn’t half as good as the Half-Life 2 campaign. And, like all modern FPSes, owes much to it.

Dan

So, it’s like quart—nevermind.

Kermit

Yes, yes.

Dan

Okay, let me guess the meanings of each “yes.” It will be fun! Like a carnival game!

Dan

First ‘yes’: “Yes, I get the fraction multiplication joke.”

Second ‘yes’: “Yes, it really wasn’t worth making.”

Kermit

That’s uncanny. I’m going to stop typing at all if you can just read my mind. But then, you already knew that.

Dan

I can’t read your mind. I can just simulate your mental process. So, it’s a little Kermit VM running in Dan.