Kermit adapts a real-life experience into script form.
I don’t really like the idea of plagiarizing interactions.
I already said we can’t do this. It just incredibly easily lends itself to script format. You should encourage my inchoate efforts or I won’t write any more.
Far be it from me not to encourage inchocolate efforts.
No, not far be it from you! Close be it from you!
Close be it from me to employ odd grammar.