Dan and Kermit Talk

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Is Existence More of a Tootsie Roll Pop or a Blow Pop?

Kermit

You’re[sic] skills at deduction are only matched by your talent for induction.

Dan

Whatever my skills of *duction, they surpass your grammar skills.

Kermit

Was that a compliment failure-to-launch or did you really intend to be that snarky?

Dan

Dude, when I have the chance to mock a grammar mistake you make, I take it, because your grammar are so much more better than I’s.

Kermit

I think you’re probably as decent a grammarian as I. I don’t know why you would have a different perception of our relative abilities. Perhaps when you say “grammar” you mean “general linguistic, literary, social, and fashion abilities,” in which case OK.

Dan

Buurrrrn.

Kermit

See? I can get in some good licks of my own.

Dan

I acknowledge that you consume your share of the lollipop of life.