Is Existence More of a Tootsie Roll Pop or a Blow Pop?
Kermit
You’re[sic] skills at deduction are only matched by your talent for induction.
Dan
Whatever my skills of *duction, they surpass your grammar skills.
Kermit
Was that a compliment failure-to-launch or did you really intend to be that snarky?
Dan
Dude, when I have the chance to mock a grammar mistake you make, I take it, because your grammar are so much more better than I’s.
Kermit
I think you’re probably as decent a grammarian as I. I don’t know why you would have a different perception of our relative abilities. Perhaps when you say “grammar” you mean “general linguistic, literary, social, and fashion abilities,” in which case OK.
Dan
Buurrrrn.
Kermit
See? I can get in some good licks of my own.
Dan
I acknowledge that you consume your share of the lollipop of life.