Dan and Kermit Talk

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Assault, Battery, and Roundhouse Kicks

Kermit

My phone believes a headset is plugged in when none are.

Dan

I guess you could try restarting the phone. (If nothing else, pop the battery out.)

Kermit

I thought of that, but this battery is impossible to take out. It’s totally Chuck Norris.

Dan

So, if you hooked it up to the power grid, it would blow all the circuits out?

Kermit

No, but it’d roundhouse kick them to smithereens.

Dan

If you dropped it in the ocean, it would evaporate the whole thing with electrolysis.

Kermit

Now I’m gonna be nervous about carrying my phone on ships.

Dan

If you disposed of it improperly, Al Gore would die.