Dan and Kermit Talk β

My phone believes a headset is plugged in when none are.

I guess you could try restarting the phone. (If nothing else, pop the battery out.)

I thought of that, but this battery is impossible to take out. It’s totally Chuck Norris.

So, if you hooked it up to the power grid, it would blow all the circuits out?

No, but it’d roundhouse kick them to smithereens.

If you dropped it in the ocean, it would evaporate the whole thing with electrolysis.

Now I’m gonna be nervous about carrying my phone on ships.

If you disposed of it improperly, Al Gore would die.