Dan and Kermit Talk β

Kermit:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

My phone believes a headset is plugged in when none are.

Dan:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

I guess you could try restarting the phone. (If nothing else, pop the battery out.)

Kermit:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

I thought of that, but this battery is impossible to take out. It’s totally Chuck Norris.

Dan:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

So, if you hooked it up to the power grid, it would blow all the circuits out?

Kermit:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

No, but it’d roundhouse kick them to smithereens.

Dan:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

If you dropped it in the ocean, it would evaporate the whole thing with electrolysis.

Kermit:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

Now I’m gonna be nervous about carrying my phone on ships.

Dan:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

If you disposed of it improperly, Al Gore would die.

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