Dan and Kermit Talk

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The Post in Which Dan Admits Reading Pride & Prejudice

Kermit

You’re reading Pride & Prejudice?

Dan

I thought you liked P&P.

Kermit

I’m not you.

Dan

But your example has empowered me to enjoy good prose and a compelling story regardless of what gender society dictates is to consume it.

Kermit

I had no idea I was a revolutionary.

But I always suspected it.

(I’m going to revolutionize logic next.)