The Post in Which Dan Admits Reading Pride & Prejudice
Kermit
You’re reading Pride & Prejudice?
Dan
I thought you liked P&P.
Kermit
I’m not you.
Dan
But your example has empowered me to enjoy good prose and a compelling story regardless of what gender society dictates is to consume it.
Kermit
I had no idea I was a revolutionary.
But I always suspected it.
(I’m going to revolutionize logic next.)