Gift Consultant
Dan
I’ve given you as a source for consulting if people want to buy me electronics.
Dan
I doubt anyone will actually ask you, but I wanted people to have some option, because Erica doesn’t really like trying to figure out electronics. But, the direction I would expect you would need to give if anyone did ask you would be something like, “Um, I haven’t heard of ‘nanoEyeMice.’ Maybe you should go with, y’know, Logitech.”
Kermit
Gentle. I would have to be gentle. Not hit them over the head with their own ignorance, as you suggest.
My response would be something closer to, “nanoEyeMice? Hmmm…that is a creative idea. Your contribution is positive. You have value as a person! I think that is fantastic as a gift idea. Ooo, you know what Dan would also love? Bifocals!”
Dan
I knew I could count on you.
Kermit
If they have trouble picking between the purple horn-rim frame and the pink rhinestone, what should I tell them?