Dan and Kermit Talk

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Dan and Kermit Discuss Popular Darling Actress Sandra Bullock

Dan

You can’t imagine Bullock agreeing to something as pedestrian as The Lake House, can you?!

Kermit

Oh, I can like totally see her in that picture. Like, literally.

Dan

Should I feign embarrassment to go along with your feigned abuse of English and my feigned ignorance?

Kermit

I’m counterfeiting feigning confusion over what is and is not spurious.

Kermit

A prize to the first person to understand that sentence. Oh, awesome! What do I win?