I Know We're Close, But Stop Smelling My Toothbrush
Dan
You have lots of Pandora stations.
Kermit
Whatwhatwhat?!?!?!?
Dan
Yeah. I can see them all. I can also see that you’re listening to Owl City Radio and thumbed up “The Last Thing on Your Mind” today.
Dan
(I also won’t be offended if you make your profile private now.)
Kermit
Dear Stalker Dan,
Please stop being creepy.
Sincerely,
Frightened Buddy