Dan and Kermit Talk

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I Know We're Close, But Stop Smelling My Toothbrush

Dan

You have lots of Pandora stations.

Kermit

Whatwhatwhat?!?!?!?

Dan

Yeah. I can see them all. I can also see that you’re listening to Owl City Radio and thumbed up “The Last Thing on Your Mind” today.

Dan

(I also won’t be offended if you make your profile private now.)

Kermit

Dear Stalker Dan,

Please stop being creepy.

Sincerely,
Frightened Buddy