There's enough split personalities in there to form a Rugby team...
Dan
You have multiple friends whose name starts with ‘J’?
Dan
And they have distinct opinions?
Kermit
Actually, the real mind-blower is all these “so-called” friends exist entirely within my head.
Dan
I guess having that many people in your head wouldn’t leave much room for a mind.
Kermit
Well, not with the makeshift cricket field they set up in my occipital lobe.
Dan
There’s a certain appropriateness to crickets being in your head. (Though they should be in your stomach.)