Dan and Kermit Talk

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There's enough split personalities in there to form a Rugby team...

Dan

You have multiple friends whose name starts with ‘J’?

Dan

And they have distinct opinions?

Kermit

Actually, the real mind-blower is all these “so-called” friends exist entirely within my head.

Dan

I guess having that many people in your head wouldn’t leave much room for a mind.

Kermit

Well, not with the makeshift cricket field they set up in my occipital lobe.

Dan

There’s a certain appropriateness to crickets being in your head. (Though they should be in your stomach.)