Dan and Kermit Talk

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No, Luke, You've Been Dead the Whole Time.

Dan

I watched The Sixth Sense, but I already knew the twist.

Kermit

I wonder how I’m going to get my kids to Sixth Sense-watching age without them learning the twist, deeply embedded in our culture as it is. After all, I didn’t make it to Empire Strikes Back watching age without knowing Vader was Luke’s father.

Kermit

Corollary: I wonder how I’m going to get kids.