Dan and Kermit Talk

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Baby Hansel and the Big, Bad Grade Point Average

Dan

This semester has given me more reasons to doubt the meaningfulness of perfect GPAs.

Dan

I’m questioning whether it’s a standard I should really feel I need to live up to.

Kermit

That cathedral of imaginary expectations you created for yourself is melting away as if made of candy glass actively being tongued by a giant hungry baby.