Dan and Kermit Talk

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Dan's Minor Demands

Dan

Quick, say something funny!

Hours pass.

Kermit

Well, in my tradition of making explicit the implicit, I express disapproval with your methods.

(There. I belatedly said something funny, Mr. Demands-the-Impossible-and-a-Milkshake.)

Dan

Good. Where’s my milkshake?

Kermit

Harhar. They’re having trouble locating the gold flakes for your deluxe Precious Metals vanilla.