Dan's Minor Demands
Dan
Quick, say something funny!
Hours pass.
Kermit
Well, in my tradition of making explicit the implicit, I express disapproval with your methods.
(There. I belatedly said something funny, Mr. Demands-the-Impossible-and-a-Milkshake.)
Dan
Good. Where’s my milkshake?
Kermit
Harhar. They’re having trouble locating the gold flakes for your deluxe Precious Metals vanilla.