Dan and Kermit Talk

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Demanding Dan

Dan

Am I taking my job of not consoling you too seriously?

Kermit

Not seriously enough.

The abuse I have to inflict tonight is a two-man job.

Dan

And you’re not even doing your part. You’re incompetent and lazy.

Kermit

Whatever, man, get off my back! You can’t see me gnawing through my own rib cage over here.

Dan

That’s because your slothfulness has left you too inflexible to accomplish even this trivial mission.

Kermit

Too inflexible? What do you want me to do, chew through my lumbar vertebrae?