Demanding Dan
Dan
Am I taking my job of not consoling you too seriously?
Kermit
Not seriously enough.
The abuse I have to inflict tonight is a two-man job.
Dan
And you’re not even doing your part. You’re incompetent and lazy.
Kermit
Whatever, man, get off my back! You can’t see me gnawing through my own rib cage over here.
Dan
That’s because your slothfulness has left you too inflexible to accomplish even this trivial mission.
Kermit
Too inflexible? What do you want me to do, chew through my lumbar vertebrae?