Ice Cream Wars
Kermit
What’cha doin’?
Dan
Hanging out with Phillip.
Kermit
When you have your ritual ice cream fight, think of me.
Dan
I will toss a strawberry-banana cone in your honor.
Dan
Phillip is gone.
Kermit
My plan to drive him out in a hail of frozen dairy worked!
Dan
Actually he was catching everything with his mouth while rubbing his tummy.
Kermit
Dash him!