Dan and Kermit Talk

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Starfleet Pickles

Dan

I try to paraphrase my thoughts when I speak them, to remove references to Starfleet Penguins.

Kermit

I try to paraphrase your thoughts when I hear them, to include more references to pickles.

Dan

Maybe I should just put a filter on my email that converts “Starfleet Penguin” to “pickle,” to make both of our lives easier.

Kermit

Maybe you should.

Dan

Hold on, I need to go feed my pickle before it eats a Ferengi.