Hermie the Dead Hermit
Kermit
I don’t think being a bachelor is about doing absolutely nothing, like the hermit who starved because he went to Taco Bell but was too lazy to eat his taco when he got home. True story.
Dan
Um, okay. I don’t think I believe this is a true story. What was his name?
Kermit
Herr…er…Hermie!
Dan
Hermie the hermit? Yeah, I totally buy that. And why would someone have the energy to go to Taco Bell, but not to eat a taco?
Kermit
Who can say, Dan? Who can say? Not Hermie, ‘cuz he’s dead.