Dan and Kermit Talk

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Hermie the Dead Hermit

Kermit

I don’t think being a bachelor is about doing absolutely nothing, like the hermit who starved because he went to Taco Bell but was too lazy to eat his taco when he got home. True story.

Dan

Um, okay. I don’t think I believe this is a true story. What was his name?

Kermit

Herr…er…Hermie!

Dan

Hermie the hermit? Yeah, I totally buy that. And why would someone have the energy to go to Taco Bell, but not to eat a taco?

Kermit

Who can say, Dan? Who can say? Not Hermie, ‘cuz he’s dead.