Dan's Road Safety Violation
Dan
This is a long line of left-turning cars.
Kermit
Ur texting from ur car?
Dan
Yes. While stopped.
Kermit
Like youth, one only stays stopped 4 so long.
Dan
Bie I’m textuvf withouy liijinh 3 thr ktubduig
Kermit translates as “Now I’m texting without looking at the key-pickle,” which only serves to confuse him further.