Dan and Kermit Talk

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Dan's Road Safety Violation

Dan

This is a long line of left-turning cars.

Kermit

Ur texting from ur car?

Dan

Yes. While stopped.

Kermit

Like youth, one only stays stopped 4 so long.

Dan

Bie I’m textuvf withouy liijinh 3 thr ktubduig

Kermit translates as “Now I’m texting without looking at the key-pickle,” which only serves to confuse him further.