Dan and Kermit Talk

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Free as a Bird

Dan

Why do you want a PS3?

Kermit

It has an exclusive title I want to play.

Dan

Why do you want the game?

Kermit

Why do birds fly?

  • For the love of the air.
  • To escape ground-based predators.
  • As a mating ritual.

Dan

I’m pretty sure you want to exclude yourself from that last activity where gaming is concerned.