Dan and Kermit Talk

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A Righteous Cause

Dan

Commercial fail: “We have locations near you across the country.”

Kermit

Do they…not have locations near you?

Dan

By definition, they can’t have locations near me that are also “across the country.” Some of them must be across the country from me.

Kermit

You should write them a sternly-worded letter that will make them cry and then kill themselves.

Dan

My wife made me stop doing that.