Dan and Kermit Talk
is this what you wanted?
a pyromaniac's love
a righteous cause
what it was like in the beginning
sexist? maybe. funny? yes.
dan comes around
dan finally gets the last word
is there a frog-bird?
a lasagna of great ideas
kermit makes use of his algorithm ta experience
kermit keeps his wits under pressure
kermit takes a hint
is it strange for two grown men to have this conversation?
dan exposes himself (to derision)
"do, or do not. there is no 'try'."
dakt.org is born
reading "throw" old emails...
kermit's lofty ambitions
dan engages in the communication process
is existence more of a tootsie roll pop or a blow pop?
panoply of logic
winter olympics-themed analogy
the post in which dan admits reading pride & prejudice
kermit, logic super-agent
assault, battery, and roundhouse kicks
the lost culinary art of fish daycare
what rhymes with 'bad joke'?
kermit the pioneering pedagogue
dan's irrational academic phobias
dan and kermit discuss popular darling actress sandra bullock
peal of laughter
there's enough split personalities in there to form a rugby team...
there is no klingon for "dork"
i know we're close, but stop smelling my toothbrush
kermit's neglect of dakt
no, luke, you've been dead the whole time.
baby hansel and the big, bad grade point average
dan is unwell
dan's minor demands
selections from inane conversations, i
subtle form manipulation
masters of self-abuse
so let it be written
dogs of reason
ice cream wars
hermie the dead hermit
work and play
time travel: this exchange is from the past
talking windows (new, from microsoft)
animal, vegetable, and veganimal?
more of kermit's equivocal sugar-coating
dan's road safety violation
something smells like old spice and freedom
dan appreciates kermit's pun. or does he?
dan's epic text message
if you don't get it, there's always google...
"falcon" heene gives kermit an idea
irony (adj): of or like iron
a green that tastes like the sunset
free as a bird
the sweetest post on dakt
making good on my threat
space-based missile defense system, take 2
we lead full and fulfilling lives
i wish i could preserve this moment in time forever.
grades and skills
leave us love
making good on my threat i
if friends were stamps we could lick them so they would always stick with us...
the unwritten mission of daktorg
if it weren't for kermit borrowing stuff, no one would call him
the circle of life
lucy jean picard
holy sacred item, batman!
dan's scathing retorts
the subtle difference between text and audio is lost on dan
cowboys and in-jokes
you don't know you
for the good of humanity, et al.
a brief history of the cosmos
dan takes literalism to new heights
dan's patronization factor
the long answer
the final frontier
if jon foreman were a quantum physicist... (oblig. copenhagen criticism joke)
the previously unwritten first rule of everything
the bassetduck haiku
a quiet chuckle for cuteness
grizzlyz in the hood
a good idea if well-implemented
rss - the sequel: sausage
did i just say that out loud?
ack! i'm daktose intolerant!
who ate the parsnips?!