Dan and Kermit Talk
β
april 2010
steak
march 2010
is there a frog-bird?
a lasagna of great ideas
kermit makes use of his algorithm ta experience
kermit keeps his wits under pressure
eastern ifnluences
kermit takes a hint
birthday
is it strange for two grown men to have this conversation?
dan exposes himself (to derision)
"do, or do not. there is no 'try'."
dakt.org is born
eyebrows
stan
reading "throw" old emails...
kermit's lofty ambitions
dan engages in the communication process
is existence more of a tootsie roll pop or a blow pop?
value
panoply of logic
winter olympics-themed analogy
the post in which dan admits reading pride & prejudice
kermit, logic super-agent
assault, battery, and roundhouse kicks
exponential ambiguity
clarification
the lost culinary art of fish daycare
february 2010
what rhymes with 'bad joke'?
splinter swell
unresponsive dan
kermit the pioneering pedagogue
dan's irrational academic phobias
gift consultant
shaggy dog
dan and kermit discuss popular darling actress sandra bullock
peal of laughter
there's enough split personalities in there to form a rugby team...
there is no klingon for "dork"
i know we're close, but stop smelling my toothbrush
kermit's neglect of dakt
operating machinery
colloquial expression
dan's modesty
academic ethics
ms book
jedi gun
plot twist
no, luke, you've been dead the whole time.
january 2010
metaphorical location
december 2009
eyes
baby hansel and the big, bad grade point average
dan is unwell
life button
combhawk
demanding dan
dan's minor demands
code kangaroo
selections from inane conversations, i
november 2009
subtle form manipulation
christmas present
masters of self-abuse
so let it be written
dogs of reason
ice cream wars
walrus clubbing
starfleet pickles
sebrina
skills
borgified
brain pain
hermie the dead hermit
thought factory
work and play
flaming banjos
time travel: this exchange is from the past
civic duty
talking windows (new, from microsoft)
animal, vegetable, and veganimal?
hungry writer
october 2009
more of kermit's equivocal sugar-coating
punchline condiment
kermit's afk
dan's road safety violation
princess bride
something smells like old spice and freedom
heene's scheme
dan appreciates kermit's pun. or does he?
political reboot
dan's epic text message
kermit's imagination
if you don't get it, there's always google...
super kermit
qui-gon logic
"falcon" heene gives kermit an idea
irony (adj): of or like iron
hungary
a green that tastes like the sunset
free as a bird
penultimate, dude
charity governor
insensitive
the sweetest post on dakt
reflexivity
making good on my threat
space-based missile defense system, take 2
we lead full and fulfilling lives
i wish i could preserve this moment in time forever.
heisenberg's ipod
grades and skills
leave us love
some arguments...
making good on my threat i
taco bell
sine dancing
if friends were stamps we could lick them so they would always stick with us...
the unwritten mission of daktorg
if it weren't for kermit borrowing stuff, no one would call him
the circle of life
lucy jean picard
holy sacred item, batman!
dan's scathing retorts
the subtle difference between text and audio is lost on dan
positive reinforcement
idealist
cowboys and in-jokes
september 2009
brain drain
you don't know you
symmetrysymmetrysymmetrysymmetrysymmetry!
for the good of humanity, et al.
a brief history of the cosmos
mnemonic
dan takes literalism to new heights
dan's patronization factor
audience groan
the long answer
language dorks
foreign exchange
dr. huxtable
productivity
the final frontier
if jon foreman were a quantum physicist... (oblig. copenhagen criticism joke)
unnerving
the previously unwritten first rule of everything
sigh, claudius
the bassetduck haiku
smart-aleck
new phone
fangirls
a quiet chuckle for cuteness
grizzlyz in the hood
a good idea if well-implemented
rss - the sequel: sausage
contribution
sausages
did i just say that out loud?
redakted
command
ideas
new lol
thought process
kadt
toady
new thread
ack! i'm daktose intolerant!
who ate the parsnips?!