Is This What You Wanted?
Dan
I feel like I’ve been a bad friend lately.
I’ve just been so stressed.
Kermit
How can you have been a better friend lately?
Dan
I don’t know. Talking to you. Not being so distracted.
No reply.
Dan
You’re a good friend. Ignoring me to make me feel less guilty.
Kermit
Yes…
That was the plan…all along…
Dan
And it just makes me feel all the more guilty.
Kermit
:sigh:
Ok. FINE. I was GENUINELY ignoring you. Feel better?