Dan and Kermit Talk

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Is This What You Wanted?

Dan

I feel like I’ve been a bad friend lately.

I’ve just been so stressed.

Kermit

How can you have been a better friend lately?

Dan

I don’t know. Talking to you. Not being so distracted.

No reply.

Dan

You’re a good friend. Ignoring me to make me feel less guilty.

Kermit

Yes…

That was the plan…all along…

Dan

And it just makes me feel all the more guilty.

Kermit

:sigh:

Ok. FINE. I was GENUINELY ignoring you. Feel better?