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Dan:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

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Dan:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

I’m going to buy P&P05 on Blu-ray. I don’t know why, but I really want it.

Kermit:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

You are a strange bird.

Kermit:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

Perhaps a puffin.

Dan:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

There’s a flash of specificity I wasn’t prepared for.

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Dan:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

New dakt.org logo: Patrick Stewart in a Batsuit.

Kermit:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

Make it so.

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Kermit:
5 months ago  #post  #thread

These sing buri cashews have a glaze of whole sesame seeds.

It’s a NUT, coated in ANOTHER NUT.

This, in its essence, is the concept of recursion.

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Kermit:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

:’-(

Dan:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

:-(

Kermit:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

:(

Dan:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

(

Kermit:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

(Orangutan courtesy of Funny Pictures.)

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Kermit:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

Misspelling the interjection “Oops” has to result in like reaching ‘Mistake Zen.’

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Dan:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

T&E are flying in tonight. I’ll be picking them up after my 5:30 test.

Kermit:
5 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

My take away from this is, “Call me anytime tonight. The evening’s wide open.”

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Dan:
5 months ago  #post  #thread

On behalf of the whole staff of dakt.org, I’d like to wish Kermit a birthday full of all the things we here at dakt feel that birthdays should be full of, including, but not limited to:

  • A ride in a DeLorean DMC-12
  • A vegan birthday cake shaped like R2-D2
  • An @reply from William Shatner’s verified twitter account
  • Finding a π-leaf clover

Happy birthday, Kermit!

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6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

Kermit plans a trip to visit Dan.

Dan:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

I could get P&P95 on Blu-ray for when you come.

Kermit:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

Those are five hours I’m just as capable of spending at home, alone, crying into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s.

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6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

Kermit and Dan are in the car.

Dan:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

My rearview mirror is taped on.

Kermit:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

You mean your side mirror?

Dan:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

My rearview mirror. I have three rearview mirrors.

Dan:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

Must be a Yankee thing.

Kermit:
6 months ago  #post  #thread  tweet

Precision? Yes.

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